the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
The science behind your cat’s most adorable features
There’s much to admire about your kitty’s cute little paws, nose and whiskers — but there’s some amazing biology at work as well.
this is the cutest photoset of today
aaaaaahh love it
daenerys targaryen is everything i aspire to be in life
HULK #1 VARIANT by Skottie Young
One of the best sailor moon cosplay a of all time~ She was seriously a goddess, I wish my phone took better photos! If anyone knows who this is let me know so I can credit them!!
Oh wow, she’s lovely!
Omgg did she style her real hair that way. Omgggggggg
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THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.
Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled!
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?
Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!!
Oh Phoenix, you haven’t walked into a library in quite some time, have you? tsk tsk.
While you are right about all books having bar codes, not all books can have them on their spine. Would you look at the picture once more? Look at the “Lawyers in your Living room” book just two books to the right of the accused. What do you see? What don’t you see?
Some books are just too skinny to properly fit a bar code on their spine so the library staff puts them on the front of the book in the lower left hand corner. Could you look at the accused once more as well? Closer at the 4th volume of Miles Edgeworth: Ace Attorney Investigations. You see the red bar at the bottom and if you look closer you see a white rectangle covering that bar. Now what could that white label be?
Perhaps the barcode that could not fit onto the spine!?
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG
NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS
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